001 - Piss Lord Jareth the Goblin King

Jessica, Jasmine, Jade and Frank go over Futari wa Pretty Cure episodes 1, 2, and 3. "We Can Transform!? No Way!", "Give Me a Break! A City Targeted by Darkness!", and "Beware of the Cute Student Teacher!" (Jasmine had to step out halfway through, which is why she's absent from the end). Highlights include the Silver Surfer, Chuutaro the dog, ANGEL LAND, who returned the vacuum, and Don't Flirt With Your Teachers Oh God You Are Thirteen.